史上最强的中国式英语(转载)
<P><STRONG><BR><BR></STRONG> 1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿 <BR> <BR> 2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <BR> <BR> 3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you <BR> <BR> 你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你 <BR> <BR> 4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, <BR> <BR> brothers ！ together up ！ <BR> <BR> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <BR> <BR> 5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <BR> <BR> 有事起奏，无事退朝 <BR> <BR> 6 ． you me you me <BR> <BR> 彼此彼此 <BR> <BR> 7 ． You Give Me Stop!! <BR> <BR> 你给我站住！ <BR> <BR> 8 ． know is know noknow is noknow <BR> <BR> 知之为知之，不知为不知 … <BR> <BR> 9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹 <BR> <BR> 10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! <BR> <BR> 龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <BR> <BR> 11 ． American Chinese not enough <BR> <BR> 美中不足 <BR> <BR> 12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <BR> <BR> 车祸现场描述 <BR> <BR> 13 ． heart flower angry open <BR> <BR> 心花怒放 <BR> <BR> 14 ． go past no mistake past <BR> <BR> 走过路过，不要错过 <BR> <BR> 15 ．小明： I am sorry! <BR> <BR> 老外： I am sorry too! <BR> <BR> 小明： I am sorry three! <BR> <BR> 老外： What are you sorry for? <BR> <BR> 小明： I am sorry five! <BR> <BR> 16 ． If you want money,I have no; <BR> <BR> if you want life,I have one! <BR> <BR> 要钱没有，要命一条 <BR> <BR> 17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25. <BR> <BR> 我叫李老大，今年 25 。 <BR> <BR> 18 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。 <BR> <BR> 19 ． as far as you go to die <BR> <BR> 有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！ <BR> <BR> 20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face <BR> <BR> 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 <BR> <BR> 22 ． The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed. <BR> <BR> 金正日是金日成的儿子 </P> 强!!!!!!!!!!!!! 你脸红什么吖你... <P>呵呵</P><P>尽管没耐心看</P>
<P>不过还是顶下</P> 倒塌 经典啊~~~~~~~ <P>5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <BR> <BR> 有事起奏，无事退朝 <BR> <BR></P>
<P><FONT color=#716699 size=2><STRONG>哈哈</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#716699 size=2><STRONG>这个，好玩！</STRONG></FONT></P>
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