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<P>Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <BR>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 </P><P><BR>One should love animals. They are so tasty. <BR>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 </P>
<P><BR>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <BR>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 </P>
<P><BR>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <BR>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 </P>
<P><BR>Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <BR>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 </P>
<P><BR>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 </P>
<P><BR>The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. <BR>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 </P>
<P><BR>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <BR>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 </P>
<P><BR>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <BR>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 </P>
<P><BR>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <BR>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 </P>
<P><BR>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <BR>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 </P>
<P><BR>“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. <BR>“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 </P>
<P><BR>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <BR>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 </P>
<P><BR>“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? <BR>努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 </P>
<P><BR>“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! <BR>工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 </P>
<P><BR>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <BR>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 </P>
<P><BR>When two's company, three's the result! <BR>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! </P>
<P><BR>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <BR>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 </P>
<P><BR>The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. <BR>The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <BR>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着<BR></P> <P>喜欢那句要节约用水</P>
<P>要和女朋友一起洗澡!</P> <P>呵呵</P>
<P>强啊</P>
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