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史上最强的中国式英语(转载)

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发表于 2005-3-27 06:17:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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  1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
    
     2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
    
     3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
    
    你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你
    
     4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
    
    brothers ! together up !
    
     你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
    
     5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
    
     有事起奏,无事退朝
    
    6 . you me you me
    
    彼此彼此
    
     7 . You Give Me Stop!!
    
    你给我站住!
    
    8 . know is know noknow is noknow
    
    知之为知之,不知为不知 …
    
     9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹
    
    10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
    
     龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
    
    11 . American Chinese not enough
    
     美中不足
    
    12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
    
     车祸现场描述
    
    13 . heart flower angry open
    
     心花怒放
    
     14 . go past no mistake past
    
     走过路过,不要错过
    
    15 .小明: I am sorry!
    
     老外: I am sorry too!
    
     小明: I am sorry three!
    
     老外: What are you sorry for?
    
     小明: I am sorry five!
    
    16 . If you want money,I have no;
    
    if you want life,I have one!
    
    要钱没有,要命一条
    
    17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.
    
     我叫李老大,今年 25 。
    
    18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。
    
    19 . as far as you go to die
    
     有多远,死多远!! ! !
    
     20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
    
    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
    
    22 . The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed.
    
    金正日是金日成的儿子

发表于 2005-3-27 06:19:00 | 显示全部楼层
强!!!!!!!!!!!!!
发表于 2005-3-27 06:28:00 | 显示全部楼层
[em04][em04]
发表于 2005-3-27 06:29:00 | 显示全部楼层
你脸红什么吖你...
发表于 2005-3-27 06:35:00 | 显示全部楼层

呵呵

尽管没耐心看

不过还是顶下

发表于 2005-3-27 06:36:00 | 显示全部楼层
[em04][em04]
 楼主| 发表于 2005-3-27 06:37:00 | 显示全部楼层
倒塌
发表于 2005-3-27 07:24:00 | 显示全部楼层
[em06]
发表于 2005-3-27 07:27:00 | 显示全部楼层
经典啊~~~~~~~
发表于 2005-3-27 07:45:00 | 显示全部楼层

5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
    
     有事起奏,无事退朝
    

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